Will it doggie - on a test drive?

"LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com" (limitedtimeonly) 05/23/2016 at 16:43 • Filed to: None

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Inspired by !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , I thought it was funny enough to mention this:

Had to visit a dealer yesterday to get my trade-in appraised to decide if they would make me a good enough deal. The dealer is on the other side of town from my house, with our favorite dog park halfway in between. Brought the dog on the trip, and the dealer wanted me to drive the GTI they planned to sell me (so that I would get excited and agree to anything). I’m not going to leave the dog sitting around unsupervised, not leaving him in my parked car with it being a warm day, so . . .

“You don’t mind if I put the dog in there, do you?”

“No one has ever asked me that before.”

Dog went for a ride. Only shed a bit on the car, no drool.

Epilogue: The car was in fine shape, the deal was not. Told other dealer this morning that they won my business.

Honeybunchesofgoats > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com 05/23/2016 at 16:54

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I’m so envious. I have to drug my dog before even attempting to pick her up and force her into the car (she weighs close to 90lbs, it is not fun) or else she’ll throw up all over.

I can’t even take her to the park since I have to drug her and I’ve moved on from my days of hanging out in the park with friends who are strung out.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/23/2016 at 17:20

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That sucks. Any time my dog makes it to the front yard, her first order of business is jumping into the back of my truck. She refuses to get out until we go for a ride.